January 2012
9 posts
Friend: Cup of tea, Brian?
Brian Cox: What's AMAZING is how just...FOUR ingredients can MASH and MIX...to create something...so BEAUTIFUL...so CALMING...something that AFFECTS our LIVES so greatly but we don't even REALISE how much we rely...on that...one first cup...in the morning...
Friend: ...right. Biscuit?
Brian Cox: Isn't it INCREDIBLE how something...invented HUNDREDS of years AGO...can be so PERFECTLY matched...to a HOT LIQUID...created COMPLETELY INDEPENDENTLY...surely, THAT is a mystery...of our MYSTERIOUS...and BEAUTIFUL...universe.
Friend: ...for fuck's sake.
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
2 posts
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Tonight, in the Orange Bungalow...
I walk into living room wearing my new dress: Steve: where are you going? have you got a date? Phill: she’s been wearing that all day you retard Steve: but you are though? Me: what? Steve: going on a date Me: no. Steve: you smell like you’re going on a date Me: that’s weird, and I’m not Steve: you are though aren’t you? Phill: you’re an idiot.
September 2011
10 posts
OH GOOD GOD HELP ME.
Meeting all the boyf’s grandparents today. Shitting. It.
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Reblog this if you live with Anorexia, Bulimia,...
lifeofskellig:
I want to follow you all. I want to message you all a message. I want to tell you all something personal.
August 2011
16 posts
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July 2011
6 posts
So much HP on my dash right now.
And totally unashamed to admit that I love it.
June 2011
18 posts
The mountain Oxes are saved. →
alissacchetillo:
katiefuckingfitch-:
kissnotlove:
Megan Fox: “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
Olivia Wilde: I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a...